Dick Designer

Welcome to the Displeasing Dick Designer, where you can get your very own, one-of-a-kind dick drawing, sketched to your sausage-y specifications!

Simply fill out the form below and Bean will get to work on your custom cock.

If you have any questions regarding the Dick Designer, please email bean@displeasing.com.au and I will get back to you as soon as possible.

Payment options/details are located at the bottom of the form. Price covers the blood, sweat and tears poured into your meticulously crafted cucumber, as well as two A3 prints of your new baby. These prints will be hand-signed and numbered /5 (you'll get #1 and #2). Of the remaining prints, two will be sold through the Displeasing webstore and the final one will adorn my walls/get stuffed into a cupboard.
Penis Preferences

Any fields left blank will be considered 'Artist's choice'
Rigidity
Straightness
Length
Veininess
Pubes
Depiction
Flesh Colour
Pube Colour
Foreskin
Style
Length
Excretion
Style
Amount
Scrotum
Ball Quantity
Ball Size
Extras (max. 3 - no guarantees when using 'Other' field!)

Warts/pimplesLumpsWhiskersBand-aidPiercingsCock ringNails/pinsGlassCutsScabsInsectsWormsMushroomsTongueEyeballsHornsHalo & wingsGold '$' chainCiggieCandle wick1 green peaToenailChewing gumSpider webPencilSweatTeatsMaple syrupForkShoe laceLipstick kissDiamondsPube dandruffCatheterGraffitiRodent tailCrabsMr. KrabsBrace (neck brace)CondomLeavesFlowerEarphonesButton'Mum' tattooSkull tattooGG Allin tattooOther
Contact Details
Name*

First NameLast Name
E-mail*
For order contact purposes only
Address (required for postage of prints - not compulsory)

Street Address

Street Address Line 2

CityState / Province

Postal / Zip CodeCountry
Payment
You will be taken to PayPal after hitting Submit*
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Detail¹$20.00AUD

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NOTE: Price includes delivery within Australia. International shipping will be determined later. Please email me if you would like a quote in advance of placing an order (bean@displeasing.com.au).

All dicks drawn remain the property of Displeasing Designs, for the purpose of selling prints and use of the image online.
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