Welcome to the Displeasing Dick Designer, where you can get your very own, one-of-a-kind dick drawing, sketched to your sausage-y specifications!
Simply fill out the form below and Bean will get to work on your custom cock.
If you have any questions regarding the Dick Designer, please email email@example.com and I will get back to you as soon as possible.
Payment options/details are located at the bottom of the form. Price covers the blood, sweat and tears poured into your meticulously crafted cucumber, as well as two A3 prints of your new baby. These prints will be hand-signed and numbered /5 (you'll get #1 and #2). Of the remaining prints, two will be sold through the Displeasing webstore and the final one will adorn my walls/get stuffed into a cupboard.